- ♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
- ∞: I am other who has a crush on you
- ✂: Just delete your tumblr already
- ✌: You’re awesome
- ♡: I love your blog
- ❁: You’re beautiful
- ✓: I hate you
- ☹: You’re ugly
- ☀: I want to fuck you
- ♬: I wish we were close
- ♧: I wish we were friends in real life
- ☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ☮: You inspire me
- ☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
- ✖: I would give you the greatest hug
- ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bears
Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.
Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.
The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
What type of thirteen year old is stupid enough to stick a conductive metal into an electrical socket?? My little sister knows not to do this and she’s in first grade
PLEASE PASS THIS ON!
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky
oh my god
PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE
Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ
BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!
Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.
SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD
For some reason your dad reminds me of coach from L4D2
So i did the mature thing and photo shopped it to match
As if Coach could not be a better character.
Missed the Eclipse?
Don’t worry! Here’s a list of all the total lunar eclipses coming in the next 20 years!
- Oct. 8, 2014
- Apr. 4, 2015
- Sep. 25, 2015
- Jan. 31, 2018
- Jul. 27, 2018
- Jan. 21, 2019
- May 26, 2021
- May 16, 2022
- Nov. 8, 2022
- Mar. 14, 2025
- Sep. 7, 2025
- Mar. 3, 2026
- Dec. 31, 2028
- Jun. 26, 2029
- Dec. 20, 2029
- Apr. 25, 2032
- Oct. 18, 2032
- Apr. 14, 2033
- Oct. 8, 2033
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then…